Hi. My name is Josie.
And I am an eBay addict.

I can buy, sell, and win ANYTHING on eBay.
If I can’t find it on eBay, it doesn’t exist.

What exactly do I mean by sell anything?
Well, here are some examples…
• A bag of shells I picked up off the beach – a little old lady from Brooklyn, NY bought them
• A ceramic flute from Korea – a gift from an ex-boyfriend no longer sentimental to my cousin, Wendy
• A size 6X Celtics shirt
• SIX, yes six, Manny Ramirez LA Dogers dreadlock wigs for Jackie (the best was tracking them down in the bowels of the stadium to purchase them for re-sale)
• A torque wrench

I have bought just as many random and bizarre items…
• Handbags galore
• An armoire (it came in 3.7 million pieces)
• An antique black cat bank
• A MANUAL treadmill for my mother

But, my favorite purchase of all time is Tori Spelling’s table (see photo).
Yup, as in 90210 Tori Spelling.

About a year or so ago, when Aaron Spelling passed, Tori got into a tiff with her mother when issues of the estate, and more importantly, issues of Tori’s affair with the then-married Dean McDermott, arose. Tori, in an alleged act of defiance, sold most of her belongings.

In shear excitement of seeing – and more importantly, buying – some of Tori’s items, which you know, have to be beyond super fantastic, I kicked into super sleuth mode and tracked down the eBay seller auctioning off her goods.

Tori’s items were indeed heavenly. Gucci, Jimmy Choo, Chanel…
I had bids on everything (Tori and I wear the same size)! However, I kept losing everything I was bidding on…except, her antique end table.

The table arrived in a ginormous box. I really didn’t know how I would move the box into my apartment – until I tried to pick it up. It weighed only a few pounds. Perhaps, the seller forgot to put the table in the box? As I opened the box in the middle of my living room, I scooped out POUNDS of packing peanuts – with little sight of a table.  I scooped out more peanuts – finally I sighted a table!  And it was incredibly — LITTLE! The antique end table I was expecting turned out to be more of an antique plant stand. That wobbled.

After checking the auction description, the height was clearly there in print. Apparently, I was consumed in the mere fact this “table” was coming from Tori’s beach house to reside in mine.

I love it, despite its diminutive stature.  And, as they say, it’s a great conversation piece.